Sorry, WAVs only. I don't yet have RealAudio sounds, and most of you probably don't either, but virtually everyone can play WAVs on their computer. Shorter WAVS written as quotes, longer ones have summaries. I've now cut down to only Duke sounds - there are too many general sounds out there anyways, so I'm going specialised. Good luck, and enjoy the sounds! All copyright Disney.
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Oh, really? Well firepower is no match for... FEATHERPOWER!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "I don't like this... they're makin' it a little too easy for us, y'know?"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Let's move on!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Eh, don't worry about it, Kid."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "The coast is clear - WHOA! Except for him!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Eh, well, looks can be deceiving, y'know?"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Hey, take it easy, you could put someone's eye out with that thing! ...I should know."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Can I help?"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Wit' pleasure, you cold-blooded creep!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Oh, yeah, this is my kind o' town, baby!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Hey... HEY! What's the one thing a fire-breathin' dragon would fear?"
Mallory: "The fire marshall?"
Tanya: "Ah, Smoky the Bear?"
Nosedive: "His ex-wife and her lawyer."
Duke: "Those are all very good, but NO! Water! Yeah, if we can keep him penned in with those fire hydrants, I think I can get the amulet!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Nosedive: "Mallory's a BABE!"
Duke: "Oooh, Mal-Mal, you have been hidin' your light under a hockey uniform!"
Nosedive: "Say, Duke, wanna compete for her affections?"
BOTH: "NAAAAH!"
(And here's the picture that accompanies the above sound byte!)
CLICK TO HEAR- Duke: "Nonono, you'll just make a mess of things!"
Dive: "Naaah - enjoy." (sound of blender whirring, then splattering sound) "Whoaaa - oi! That does it! Y'know, I'm sick of being one-upped by you, Duke! I don't have to take this!"
Duke (smugly): "Really. Looked at your contract lately? Just, ehh... check out the 'Loser Clause'."
The following are from "Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series - The First Face-Off" movie. I stuck them in the spoken order to make things easier. Also, I apologise for the softness of volume, but I sorta had to tape them to a cassette first, then use my computer mic to record them onto a WAV recorder... so they aren't as clear as I'd've liked. ~Nylessa
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "This food belongs to the people, not that tyrant Dragaunus."
CLICK TO HEAR - Canard: "The master computer!"
Duke: "Yeah, I saw this place of the cover of 'Better Homes an' Supervillains'."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Well. So much for your plan, Canard."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Welcome.. to.. Anaheem.... home of the Mighty FROGS?!"
Wildwing: "It kinda looks like... Puckworld."
Mallory: "Yeah. But with better weather."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Ah eh ey excuse me, buddy... what planet is this?"
Man: "Aaargh!"
Duke: "You'd think the guy had never seen a duck before."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Hey, don't you have any rules on this planet?!"
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Bad little boys... (hockey goon growls) ...shouldn't play with sticks."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Man, those people are in trouble, we gotta help 'em!"
Wildwing: "No! Finding Dragaunus is our first priority."
Nosedive: "Besides, y'know, why should WE get involved with the humans' problems?"
Duke: "Hey, I've been on the wrong side o' the law, and if we don't fight evil wherever we find it, we're no better than Dragaunus himself."
Wildwing: "He's right."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "I'd say someone just blew the vault in that bank.."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "I'll handle these rookies..." (the sound of Duke's grappling hook being fired)
CLICK TO HEAR - Phil: "There's gotta be some way I can make this pay... I know! Official Mighty Ducks Secret Headquarters tour! Ten bucks a head!"
Duke: "You lead a very rich fantasy life, Phil."
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Wildwing. It's time ya put that mask on and started actin' like a leader, alright?"
CLICK TO HEAR - Mallory and Duke 'redecorate' Tanya's lab...
CLICK TO HEAR - Wildwing: "You guys clean this place up, it's a mess."
Duke: "Why are ya poin'in' that thing at me? ...I thought he was gonna EAT the worms.."
CLICK TO HEAR - Tanya: "Hey, c'mon guys, Wildwing told you to help clean up my lab!"
Duke: "Hey we DID help clean it up!"
Tanya: "Shoving the debris under a throw-rug does not constitute 'cleaning up'."
CLICK TO HEAR - Chameleon: "Oh, is this ever going to look bad on my resume..."
Duke: "An' THIS is going to look even worse!" (sounds of firing)
CLICK TO HEAR - Duke: "Who cares? DUCKS ROCK!!!"
CLICK TO HEAR - (silence.. then laughter)
Mallory: [still laughing] "Did you guys hit a bad taste sale or what!?"
Duke: [also still laughing] "Oh.. Oh this is unbelievable! You look beautiful, man..."
